One and Done

I had a date today.  I was really excited and was actually quite nervous.  We decided to meet at Lenox Mall and roam for a while.  Sounds like a good first meeting/date.  I wish I could say the same about the date!  When he sat down next to me, I actually wondered if it was the same person.  Can you say doesn't look at all like his pictures?  And who smacks gum on a date?  Yep, you guessed it...not me!! I have to give thanks to the friend that called and pretended to be my mom to bail me out of the date.  Yeah...I went there!  So, chalk this one up to a one and done...