Thursday, August 9, 2012


(according to

1. revealing or marked by a smug, ingratiating, or false earnestness <a tone of smarmy self-satisfaction - New Yorker>

2. of low sleazy taste or quality <smarmy eroticism>

You would like for me to use it in a sentence?  I'll raise you one and share a conversation as an example...

Picture iPhone...20 minutes ago...I am texting with someone I met on the dating website (I know, I know...more about that here and here)...please forgive the lack of punctuation on his part and know that it pains me to type the way he wrote...

SD (smarmy dude): How are you miss
Me: Doing well.  How are you?
SD: I am good are available this weekend
Me: I have my son this weekend.
SD: Ok
SD: U going to have me some weekend soon :)

Thank you for successfully turning something about my CHILD into something sexual.

I now have the overwhelming urge to shower...ICK!!!!   


  1. So I guess there's no need to ask how the online dating thing is going then right? lol

    Gwen @

  2. Douche!! I think I'd maybe respond with "lose my number".

  3. I think a picture of this guy should be next to the definition of smahr-mee in the dictionary! UGH.

  4. Ewww! Definitely smarmy! This guy had no chance with that line!

  5. I followed you and I just started a blog, it's dutch. But you could use translate of course. Following would mean alot to me! (I have a blog hop atm)

  6. That is AWFUL!! Guys can be very insensitive and down right immature. The right guy will come along and he wont be any of those things.

  7. oh gosh...people!!

    have a fantastic day! stop by and say hello! :)

  8. Know I'm late to the party commenting on this post, but I was reading some of your old ones and this is SUBLIME. Seriously - classic and disgusting and yep....SMARMY. Good Lord. What a TOOL. Can't wait to read about more (mis)adventures!! ;)

    1. Awww, thank you! Funny thing...he didn't get it. He thought that he was being funny. Yeah...not so much!


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