Thursday, August 9, 2012

[smahr-mee]


[smahr-mee] 
(according to merriam-webster.com)

 1. revealing or marked by a smug, ingratiating, or false earnestness <a tone of smarmy self-satisfaction - New Yorker>

 2. of low sleazy taste or quality <smarmy eroticism>
You would like for me to use it in a sentence?  I'll raise you one and share a conversation as an example...

Picture it...my iPhone...20 minutes ago...I am texting with someone I met on the dating website (I know, I know...more about that here and here)...please forgive the lack of punctuation on his part and know that it pains me to type the way he wrote...

SD (smarmy dude): How are you miss
Me: Doing well.  How are you?
SD: I am good are available this weekend
Me: I have my son this weekend.
SD: Ok
SD: U going to have me some weekend soon :)

Thank you for successfully turning something about my CHILD into something sexual.

I now have the overwhelming urge to shower...ICK!!!!   
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10 comments:

  1. UnknownAugust 9, 2012 at 1:42 PM

    So I guess there's no need to ask how the online dating thing is going then right? lol

    Gwen @ www.alittleunhinged.com

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  2. GigglesAugust 9, 2012 at 2:57 PM

    Douche!! I think I'd maybe respond with "lose my number".

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  3. CassandraAugust 9, 2012 at 3:19 PM

    I think a picture of this guy should be next to the definition of smahr-mee in the dictionary! UGH.

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  4. Southern Belle MamaAugust 9, 2012 at 4:20 PM

    Ewww! Definitely smarmy! This guy had no chance with that line!

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  5. BlushnCheeksAugust 13, 2012 at 6:50 PM

    That is AWFUL!! Guys can be very insensitive and down right immature. The right guy will come along and he wont be any of those things.

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  6. UnknownAugust 14, 2012 at 12:35 PM

    oh gosh...people!!

    have a fantastic day! stop by nichollvincent.blogspot.com and say hello! :)

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  7. MichelleAugust 15, 2012 at 12:24 PM

    Know I'm late to the party commenting on this post, but I was reading some of your old ones and this is SUBLIME. Seriously - classic and disgusting and yep....SMARMY. Good Lord. What a TOOL. Can't wait to read about more (mis)adventures!! ;)

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    1. UnknownAugust 15, 2012 at 1:09 PM

      Awww, thank you! Funny thing...he didn't get it. He thought that he was being funny. Yeah...not so much!

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