Saturday, July 14, 2012

Not-So-Happy Feet

It's time to talk about one of my least favorite subjects...feet.  I have had a disdain for feet for as long as I can remember.  Maybe it's because my feet are extremely ticklish.  I can't stand people putting their feet on me, even if they have socks on.  YUCK!


Pretty feet don't run in my family.  Is there even such a thing as pretty feet?  Not in my book!  


My toes have always been one of my biggest peeves about my feet.  For most of my life, I thought that my second toes were just exceptionally long.  A few weeks ago, someone pointed out that they thought my big toes were actually too short.  Here's the evidence (please excuse the flip flop tan line)...




See what I mean?  My big toes are the same length as my third toes.  And toes 2-5 are all fairly proportional.  I seriously think I could lose half a shoe size if the rest of my toes were in line with the big toes.  


The one good thing about long toes - I don't have to bend over to pick stuff up.  Hey, there has to be a bright side, right??

5 comments:

  1. Funny what we blog about. Never thought to take pictures of my feet before...hmmmmmm :-)

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  2. I'm not a fan of my own feet. Or smelly feet. But in general, I don't mind other people's. Mine are just badly looked after - it's only when the summer comes round and I realise people will be able to see them I go into a mad panic trying to make them look semi-presentable. but, nah, it's all about hands. Hands are way better than feet... ;)

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  3. My second toe is also longer than my big toe...not much, but still, it is longer. Even if you don't like your feet, at least you have cute toenails!

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  4. I am so bad with feet! I'm ok with my own feet and I have grown to be ok with my daughter's feet but my husband? Stay away! No one can touch me with their bare feet. I start to freak out!

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  5. You have very sexy feet. I would love to lick your beautiful feet and tongue and suck on your toes, especially your second toes.

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